Energy Jokes for Kids

These jokes are the Energy Efficiency Team's favorites! Share them with your friends and family and enjoy!

Electrical Jokes

What did the light bulb say to the generator? “I really get a charge out of you!”

How do you pick out a dead battery from a pile of good ones? It’s got no spark!

Why do transformers hum? They don’t know the words!

What did the light bulb say to the electric generator? “You spark up my life!”

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb? “I love you watts and watts!”

What did Godzilla say when he ate the nuclear power plant? “Shocking!”

Why did the lights go out? Because they liked each other!

What would a barefooted man get if he steps on an electric wire? A pair of shocks!

Why did the gardener plant a light bulb? He thought he would get a power plant!

Why is wind power popular? Because it has a lot of fans!

What would you call a power failure? A current event!

What’s the best way to charge a car battery? With a credit card!

    (The Energy Efficiency Team would like to thank the California Energy Commission and
    Oracle ThinkQuest for sharing these jokes.)